Winter, with its icy grip and frosty mornings, can sometimes leave us feeling chilly both inside and out. But fear not, for we’ve gathered a collection of 200 funny quotes on winter that will thaw your frozen spirits and have you laughing all the way through the snowdrifts.
From witty observations about the season’s quirks to playful musings on snowflakes and hot cocoa, this blog is your ticket to a warmer, brighter winter.
So, grab a cozy blanket and a steaming cup of cocoa as we dive into the world of humor that winter brings.
Winter Wonderland
- In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
- Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’ – Robert Byrne
- Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. – Stanley Crawford
- Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when they complained about the heat. – Unknown
- Winter is the only season where you can look out the window and say, ‘I can’t wait for it to get dark!’ – Demetri Martin
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- In the winter, I love to feel the bone structure of the landscape. – Tina Weymouth
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- I prefer winter and fall when you feel the bone structure of the landscape – the loneliness of it; the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show. – Andrew Wyeth
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
Snowfall Shenanigans
- Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together. – Vesta M. Kelly
- Snowmen fall from heaven, unassembled. – Unknown
- To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold. – Aristotle
- A snowflake is winter’s butterfly. – Unknown
- Snowflakes are like kisses from heaven. – Unknown
- Snowflakes are winter’s confetti. – Unknown
- There’s just something beautiful about walking in snow that nobody else has walked on. It makes you believe you’re special. – Carol Rifka Brunt
- Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity. – Novala Takemoto
- Snowflakes are winter’s way of telling us to slow down. – Unknown
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
Winter Wardrobe Woes
- I have enough scarves, said no one ever. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that you need to buy all this equipment just for one day of fun… or you can rent it all for a couple of bucks from the guy at the top of the hill. – Unknown
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less. – Tina Fey
- Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when they complained about the heat. – Unknown
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- I love winter. It’s the only time I can wear all my clothes at once. – Unknown
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
Chilling Adventures
- I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted. – Mae West
- Snowfall is like fat men that quietly sprinkle in your face. – Unknown
- The only time to be positive you have the right tire pressure is when it’s too low. – Unknown
- I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. – Bill Watterson
- I love snow, snow and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see me in my winter coat. – Unknown
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
Snowman Shenanigans
- I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. – Unknown
- You’re like a snowflake, different in your own beautiful way. – Unknown
- In the winter, we can make a snowman, then pretend that he is Parson Brown. – Albert Hammond
- Do you want to build a snowman? – ‘Frozen’
- Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose. – Unknown
- Life is like a snowflake, delicate, beautiful, and gone too soon. – Unknown
- When life gives you snow, make snowmen. – Unknown
- Snowmen fall from heaven, unassembled. – Unknown
- Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together. – Vesta M. Kelly
- Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn’t have to be a snowman. – ‘Frozen’
Winter Sports Wisdom
- The problem with winter sports is that you need to buy all this equipment just for one day of fun… or you can rent it all for a couple of bucks from the guy at the top of the hill. – Unknown
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
Frosty Friendships
- Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’ – C.S. Lewis
- A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. – Markus Zusak
- Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. – Edith Sitwell
- Friendship is not about who you’ve known the longest; it’s about who walked into your life and said, ‘I’m here for you,’ and proved it. – Unknown
- Winter friends are winter-bright. – Terri Guillemets
- In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things, does the heart find its morning and is refreshed. – Khalil Gibran
- Friendship is a warm quilt wrapped around the heart. – Unknown
- Good friends are like snowflakes. All different and all beautiful. – Unknown
- True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart. – Unknown
- Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. – Woodrow Wilson
Winter Comfort Food
- I’m on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. – Unknown
- Soup is the song of the hearth… and the home. – Louis P. De Gouy
- Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. – Stanley Crawford
- If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be a leader. Sell ice cream. – Steve Jobs
- The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating. – John Walters
- A snowflake is winter’s butterfly. – Unknown
- Soup is the song of the hearth… and the home. – Louis P. De Gouy
- I’m on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. – Unknown
- Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. – Stanley Crawford
- If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be a leader. Sell ice cream. – Steve Jobs
Winter Woes
- The worst thing about winter is that it follows autumn. – Unknown
- I love winter. I love the sound of my boots on the snow. – Charles Kuralt
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red. – Unknown
- Cold? Yes. Snow? Yes. Hot chocolate? Yes. Warm fire? Yes. Lazy day? Yes. All of the above? Yes. – Unknown
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- I love snow, snow and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
Winter Wisdom
- The problem with winter sports is that you need to buy all this equipment just for one day of fun… or you can rent it all for a couple of bucks from the guy at the top of the hill. – Unknown
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
Frosty Fun and Games
- Snowball fights are how nature expresses its opinion on close-quarters combat. – Damian Lillard
- The only time to be positive you have the right tire pressure is when it’s too low. – Unknown
- I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. – Bill Watterson
- I love snow, snow and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’
- I love snow, snow and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
Snowy Shenanigans
- If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see me in my winter coat. – Unknown
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- I love snow, snow and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- I love winter. It’s the only time I can wear all my clothes at once. – Unknown
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
Winter Whimsy
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see me in my winter coat. – Unknown
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
Winter Wonderland
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
- Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’ – Robert Byrne
- Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. – Stanley Crawford
- Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when they complained about the heat. – Unknown
- Winter is the only season where you can look out the window and say, ‘I can’t wait for it to get dark!’ – Demetri Martin
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- In the winter, I love to feel the bone structure of the landscape. – Tina Weymouth
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- I prefer winter and fall when you feel the bone structure of the landscape – the loneliness of it; the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show. – Andrew Wyeth
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
Snowfall Shenanigans
- Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together. – Vesta M. Kelly
- Snowmen fall from heaven, unassembled. – Unknown
- To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold. – Aristotle
- A snowflake is winter’s butterfly. – Unknown
- Snowflakes are like kisses from heaven. – Unknown
- Snowflakes are winter’s confetti. – Unknown
- There’s just something beautiful about walking in snow that nobody else has walked on. It makes you believe you’re special. – Carol Rifka Brunt
- Snowfall is like fat men that quietly sprinkle in your face. – Unknown
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- Snowflakes are winter’s way of telling us to slow down. – Unknown
Winter Wardrobe Woes
- I have enough scarves, said no one ever. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that you need to buy all this equipment just for one day of fun… or you can rent it all for a couple of bucks from the guy at the top of the hill. – Unknown
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less. – Tina Fey
- Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when they complained about the heat. – Unknown
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- I love winter. It’s the only time I can wear all my clothes at once. – Unknown
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
Chilling Adventures
- I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted. – Mae West
- Snowfall is like fat men that quietly sprinkle in your face. – Unknown
- The only time to be positive you have the right tire pressure is when it’s too low. – Unknown
- I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. – Bill Watterson
- I love snow, snow and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see me in my winter coat. – Unknown
- There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
Snowman Shenanigans
- I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. – Unknown
- You’re like a snowflake, different in your own beautiful way. – Unknown
- In the winter, we can make a snowman, then pretend that he is Parson Brown. – Albert Hammond
- Do you want to build a snowman? – ‘Frozen’
- Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose. – Unknown
- Life is like a snowflake, delicate, beautiful, and gone too soon. – Unknown
- When life gives you snow, make snowmen. – Unknown
- Snowmen fall from heaven, unassembled. – Unknown
- Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together. – Vesta M. Kelly
- Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn’t have to be a snowman. – ‘Frozen’
Winter Sports Wisdom
- The problem with winter sports is that you need to buy all this equipment just for one day of fun… or you can rent it all for a couple of bucks from the guy at the top of the hill. – Unknown
- I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ – Lewis Carroll
- I was cold, so I made an igloo. Now I’m hot. – Unknown
- Sweater weather is better together. – Unknown
- Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration. – Anamika Mishra
- In the winter, I like to wear turtlenecks because it’s like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. – Mitch Hedberg
- The worst thing about winter is that it’s followed by November. – Unknown
- I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all snow. – Unknown
- The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
- In the winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move. – Henry Rollins
Frosty Friendships
- Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’ – C.S. Lewis
- A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. – Markus Zusak
- Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. – Edith Sitwell
- Friendship is not about who you’ve known the longest; it’s about who walked into your life and said, ‘I’m here for you,’ and proved it. – Unknown
- Winter friends are winter-bright. – Terri Guillemets
- In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things, does the heart find its morning and is refreshed. – Khalil Gibran
- Friendship is a warm quilt wrapped around the heart. – Unknown
- Good friends are like snowflakes. All different and all beautiful. – Unknown
- True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart. – Unknown
- Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. – Woodrow Wilson
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In the chill of winter, laughter is your warmest friend. These 250 funny quotes on winter are the perfect companions to thaw your frosty days and bring a smile to your face. So, embrace the season, snuggle up with a cup of cocoa, and let these quotes light up your winter with humor and joy!